On the naughty side.

😅 Oh, that is funny. Where did you find that. Of course if you roll over, you go up in flames.  I especially like the fart warning.  
 

It’s amusing you should ask this. We actually use a Google Home speaker for our alarm clock. (No annoying LED display lighting the room) and it usually works. But there have been times when it did not go off and told us we did not set the alarm. But we did. Maybe they are being hacked now? Although I have no idea why stopping an alarm gains a hacker  anything but amusement. 

Nice! As @MajorHavoc said, not fullproof if you can catch fire! But safe from hackers!

I dont need any morning alarm apart from my daughter. Guaranteed she will jump in our bed with all her teddies every morning!

This is nothing short of genius and I must know where I can buy one for...research purposes...

Or just get yourself a dog or cat. They are the most accurate alarm clock ever. Annoying at times, but consistent. 

I was goin to suggest pictures of your research be posted, but then again never mind! Maybe just tell us how long it took the fire department to put out the fire. 😉

Of course! 😉

I bet! Used to have a dog, and remember it was like ‘clockwork’ wanting to go out in the garden!

Ha ha! They should sell these with a fire extinguisher!

Please just do not eat a good curry before you use it…… it will definitely make the flame worse if you should let one quite one go while the alarm clock is send….. 

I actually saw this a good number of years ago in a small candle shop. 

we have 2 furry 4 legged cats. every day, without fail, by 5am every morning they are up and running. then the small man follow suite at 6am. NO SNOOZE button on this unfortunately 

That is a Health hazard!

That’s tough 

My three young kids are all the alarm clock I need. I don't even remember what a good night's sleep is anymore...

I hear you. No alarm clock needed!

My 2 year old woke me at 4am to tell me her sock had come off a couple of nights ago. She wasn't even wearing socks.

😂

Sorry, it's one of those things that you laugh at, but then when you have kids yourself you then quickly stop laughing and realise that this is reality and could happen to you at any point!

Oh it does. Multiple times. Every night.

Kids. Don’t you just love them!

Well, I love other people’s kids. We opted out of having kids actually.  Other people’s kids you can leave to the parents when they get cranky.

Yes. ‘Hand them back babies’ we call them!

Father's Log, 00:56: 

I have been awoken not 32 minutes into my slumber by eldest child to tell me she misses her mother who is visiting her parents this weekend…

Too bad not current. I’d like to leave one of these on the night table if f our guest room when we have guests. 

LMAO yep…. sound about just right