Aging -- This will put a smile on your face

 Most seniors never get enough exercise.
> In His Wisdom
> God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have
> to search for their
> glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
> And God looked down
> and saw that it was good.
>
> Then God saw there was another need.
> In His
> Wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop
> things requiring
> them to bend, reach & stretch.
> And God looked down and saw that it was
> good.
>
> Then God considered the function of bladders and decided
> seniors
> would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips
> to the
> bathroom,
> thus providing more exercise.
> God looked down and saw that it
> was good.
>
> So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more,
>
> remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best
> interest even though you mutter
> under your breath.
>
> Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow
> Older
>
> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
>
> #8 Life is
> sexually transmitted.
>
> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
> at which one can die.
>
> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky,
> and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
> his eyes, make him a
> sandwich.
>
> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
> Teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
> weeks,
> months, maybe
> years.
>
> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
> lying in the
> hospital, dying of nothing.
>
> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the
> weather.
> It pays no attention to criticism.
>
> #2 In the 60's, people
> took acid to make the world weird.
> Now the world is weird, and people take
> Prozac to make it normal.
>
> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno
> peppers.
> What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
>
> Don't
> ignore this message. This is your only warning.