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  • May 1, 2015
I think an important emissary doing such an important job representing something so important needs a noteworthy name.  I propose: Sir Loin of the Kingdom of Defendusall.
 
Not only will Sir Loin look rather 'bullish' in his newly appointed position, but he will be a valiant symbol of standing stalwart in the face of digital danger!

I live in Hawaii and I pick the name to be "The Big Kahuna"

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  • May 1, 2015
Bewtoor

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  • May 1, 2015
I see what you did there.

Rootbeer
 

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Holy Cow now that is original. LOL
 
Daniel 😛

MikeR
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  • May 1, 2015
CoCo or Crosby!! :D

I think he will grow to be a real brute . . . Therefore, name him "Broot", using the last 5 letters of Webroot.

The calf looks like the color of the homemade candy we use to make as kid - Molasses Taffy.  I think Taffy would ve a wonderful name for the  "Gaurd Cow" even though he should properly be referred to as a "Guard BullI".

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  • May 1, 2015
My husband and I used to raise cattle, so I know a winner when I see one. I dub this guy. "First Prize."

GUARDO

or reading to my granddaughter, I also like: WHAM I AM

or the slightly subtler: WHAMO

Stu

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  • May 1, 2015
Stormin Norman

Bringing Justice to the Plains of the Cyber: 
Vigilante

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  • May 1, 2015
I grew up on a farm we had a bull that looked like him his  name was Ferdinand i think that would be a perfect name for him

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  • May 1, 2015
I think Brootus would be a good choice. 

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  • May 1, 2015
Rusty

Several People have said things like this:
 
akim said broot
 
martiniqueen said web-rute
 
gingertucker said broot also
rihall61 said something similar
 
I am saying "Brute"

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  • May 1, 2015
WebToro

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  • May 1, 2015
I has to be "Bad to the bone T bone".

Just call him Doug

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  • May 1, 2015
Bos should be the name of the Bull.

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  • May 1, 2015
My entry for the the first Guard Cow would be the brow bomber!

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