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For when you are really stuck on a computer problem or malware issue

  • January 12, 2016
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nic
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You can now hire a witch to cast a spell to get rid of the virus:
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

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Baldrick
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  • January 12, 2016
So are Webroot looking to offer a similar feature? Perhaps such a spell might include:
 
"Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Webroot of hemlock digg’d i the dark;"
 
😉

tMc9072
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  • January 12, 2016
Fascinating! Does that have anything to do with Mark Knopfler's song about the ghost of dirty dick is still In search of Little Nell??

tMc9072
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  • January 12, 2016
She scares me! Has anyone tried it??

edwin_eekelaers
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IF that witch has but one curse to scare bad away and there are but 5 deadly curses in the Harry Potter movies then you should listen ( at your own risk ;) ) to my repertoire of curses when i have am about to blow a fuse at work.
I've been known to scare co-workers with my volatile reactions but what stuns them the most is that when the phone rings and i pick the call you cannot hear from me that 1 second before i was cursing far worse then you can imagine...
Customer goes first even if you have a bad day in the office. It's a switch i flip right before i talk to a client.