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nic
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Edit: the contest is now closed and we have a winner: Webster, suggested by @
 
Our monthly Guard Dogs of Webroot feature is branching out into the rest of the animal kingdom.  This month instead of a dog, we have a Guard Cow - newly born and ready to be named.  That's where you come in - help us name the new guard calf and win some swag!  Post your name suggestions below and @ and her kids will select the winning name from among your entries.  Here's the whole story, in her words:
 
Spring is here and there are lots of animals to be born on the farm.   The first to arrive is our very own WatchCOW calf.
 


 
Born April 17th, this little guy was born to be wild.
 
Currently in training for โ€œBull statusโ€ his days are busy.   He begins with a pit stop to mom and gets a belly full. Than he is offโ€ฆ
 


 
With the mother he has, he shouldnโ€™t have a problem reaching bull status.  Donโ€™t bother getting close to this little WachCOW because the mother will quickly stop and snort right at you to the point you want to run.  โ€“ Look at that big girl.  Do you see what I mean?
 


 
So how am I doing? Look at this bull pose?  Are you scared? 
 


 
That is enough for now.  Time for a nap.
 


 
Waitโ€ฆ. There is just one thing we need our readers help with.   Little WatchCOW needs a name.  Give this baby bull calf a name these crazy farm kids (owner of baby calf) will be the judge. 
 
We will pick a name on May 15th and the lucky winner will get a Weber Farms t-shirt and a John Deere thermal mug.  
 


 

Best answer by nic

Ok we have a winner picked!
 
The winning name is Webster, which was first suggested by @, so he wins the swag:
https://community.webroot.com/t5/Introduce-yourself-to-the/Help-name-the-very-first-Guard-Cow-for-Webroot/m-p/198729#M5178
 
Miquell - can you please PM me your t-shirt size and address so we can get the prize out to you?
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  • April 27, 2015
The obvious choice would be Bully.

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  • April 27, 2015
And since it's dinner time in the UK, I just thought of Big Mac :S

Rakanisheu Retired
Since autocorrect sometimes messes up when customers create tickets, how about :
 
"Webfoot"

Jasper_The_Rasper
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Titus  OR  Brutus

Dermot7
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  • April 27, 2015
How 'bout  "Web Moo"? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

The obvious ones:
 
Hamburger
Steak
Veal
Meatball
 

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  • April 27, 2015
He looks like a "Bubba" to me.

akim
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  • April 27, 2015
Broot :D

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  • April 27, 2015
Well...   Somehow, I'll throw out T-Bone...  Chuck Roast...  
 
Oh, wait, I do have a good one...  Charlie Brown!
 

DavidBennett
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  • April 27, 2015
His name should be "Dinner"....My Dinner!

Ssherjj
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  • April 28, 2015
Okay I'll jump in here and call him Bruizer!:D

Miquell
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  • April 28, 2015
My suggestion is to call him Webster! ;)
 
 
Mike

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  • April 28, 2015
Wendy!

cohbraz
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  • April 28, 2015
I have two:
 
Lightning
 
or
 
Legs McGee

BlazeTen
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  • April 28, 2015
I agree with Ms Anna  akim.  Broot is it.....

Richard
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  • April 28, 2015
Pork Chop!

nic
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  • April 28, 2015
I'm going to take the narcissistic approach and say he should be named Nic! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • April 28, 2015
I bounced around some names in my head, and I think my favorite is Clyde. (There doesn't happen to be a Bonnie around?)
 
Ronan or Hamish could also be fun. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • April 28, 2015
I believe the new calf should be named "Ferdinand."
 
 


 
 

akim
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  • April 28, 2015
My daughter Lily's suggestion: Sweety Pie

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  • April 29, 2015
Bรณ (pronounced Beau) ..... translates as Cow ๐Ÿ™‚ original ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  • April 29, 2015
I like the sound of Striker for a name, but given the way he looks, he is more a HardCOre :)
And to join the food related name, I suggest "Schnitzel" (a famos Austrian dish, made from veal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiener_Schnitzel).

Home Skillet

Kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George.  He's not a duck dress like a rabbit, but I like George.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdHaNr0OAY

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  • May 1, 2015
Cream De Coco;)

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